Pada suatu hari ada seorang pembeli yang sedang tawar-menawar dengan seorang penjual buah mangga.
Pembeli : "Bang, berapa harga mangga sekilo?"
Peniaga : "RM7!"
Pembeli : "Amboi, mahal sangat... RM5 sudah la!?"
Peniaga : "Tak boleh dik, harganya dah cukup murah tu!"
Pembeli : "Kalau tak manis, macam mana bang?"
Peniaga : "Kalau tak manis, tak payah bayar!"
Pembeli : "Kalau macam tu, bagi saya yang tak manis 10 kilo!"
Peniaga : "#$%@%&%????...
Friday, April 11, 2008
mangga...~
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Friday, March 21, 2008
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What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime”Wife replies, “No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A women asks man who is traveling with six children,“Are all these kids yours??”The man replies, ” No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints”.
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A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential.Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that.Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!”
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CNI(CREATIVE AND INNOVATIVE PROJECT)
last week our CNI lec said we have to present our mega project by this week....our group apelagi...menggalabah 1 body..~1 days we round 1batu pahat+parit raja to get a canvas and welding shop but we only found lighting shopla...pakar bidanla....tula nila....until late evening barulah we found canvas shop.then we`ve got many troble when the 'mega' thing in progress until its done!......before presention last tuesday our group never slept dok menjahit that canvas intil 10 minutes before present....fuhhh........naik lobam my hand.but alhamdulillah...all finish already.amin
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aiyoo...
huhu...sorry....lately ni wireless always troble at my hostel....my laptop also gedeboomm.....suddently my screen become black...huhu.ive just take my laptop from parit rajah shop.hopefully the screen become colour back.ahah..........
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