mangga...~

Pada suatu hari ada seorang pembeli yang sedang tawar-menawar dengan seorang penjual buah mangga.

Pembeli : "Bang, berapa harga mangga sekilo?"
Peniaga : "RM7!"
Pembeli : "Amboi, mahal sangat... RM5 sudah la!?"
Peniaga : "Tak boleh dik, harganya dah cukup murah tu!"
Pembeli : "Kalau tak manis, macam mana bang?"



Peniaga : "Kalau tak manis, tak payah bayar!"
Pembeli : "Kalau macam tu, bagi saya yang tak manis 10 kilo!"
Peniaga : "#$%@%&%????...

JOKES....................~

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
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What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime”Wife replies, “No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A women asks man who is traveling with six children,“Are all these kids yours??”The man replies, ” No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints”.
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A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential.Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that.Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!”

tress?....

too many project

too many assigment

too many test

too many....all ~

chaiyook...chaiyook....

CNI(CREATIVE AND INNOVATIVE PROJECT)

last week our CNI lec said we have to present our mega project by this week....our group apelagi...menggalabah 1 body..~1 days we round 1batu pahat+parit raja to get a canvas and welding shop but we only found lighting shopla...pakar bidanla....tula nila....until late evening barulah we found canvas shop.then we`ve got many troble when the 'mega' thing in progress until its done!......before presention last tuesday our group never slept dok menjahit that canvas intil 10 minutes before present....fuhhh........naik lobam my hand.but alhamdulillah...all finish already.amin

aiyoo...

huhu...sorry....lately ni wireless always troble at my hostel....my laptop also gedeboomm.....suddently my screen become black...huhu.ive just take my laptop from parit rajah shop.hopefully the screen become colour back.ahah..........

tension weekend

huh....its hard for this weekend....very trouble for me.i have a lotttt of assigment that need to prepare but wireless is trouble in my hostel....perhhh....the due date is around the corner. my resident always had a weak wireless and hard for me to do my assignment. for PTM...plzzz.......upgrade your wireless....~huhuhuhu................................

votes?....

votes season come back....ive just went to parit raja for makan-makan....i saw my kiri kanan of the road too many flaq....timbangla...bulan la....aiyooo....penin kapala. they campaign all the tim to interact people to votes their future PM. i will coming back to my village to vote my area.this is my first time actually.quite excited...hehe

sick...

sick....?huhu
its sick season...all my roommates had a fever including me! last time i went to PKU and i saw all chair are full!....waaaa.....too many yang sick looo....
to all friend out there...watch out....it nearer u...lalalalala.....jaga kecihatan k

welcom bek~

im back...heheh...walalalalala..syoknye cuti~!!.i can relax...enjoy...hang out with fren n free from books for a minutes!hehe....

last week my roomates came to my house and we hang out together around kl and putrajaya. we enjoy ourselves and they bought many things coz of mega sales.

holiday....lalalalala~

yehaaa.....~~~
when we say about holiday.who will not xcited??rise ur hand?ahakz....no one tau
tomorrow last day b4 midterm coming..ee...so tak sabar u know.
but this evening ive have test..building service...so boring because its teori subject...
everytime i try to read it ill sleepy.ish...

toast?nyum...nyum

walala.........I'm back~!
today is Monday......I've ready with clothes and spirit in early morning and then at 7.55am i knew that no clas?.....huaaaagghhhhhh....spoil my day tau!
then we go to mamak to have a breakfast.i order tea and hot toast.nyum...nyum.....so delicious.we ate while gossip with my friend.hahahaha.......but ive not read newspaper yet store because store at the beside do not open yet.
oh...i forgot.....we`ve just saw car collide at in front of Bandar U.kancil with saga 'robot edition'....its rainy day...the road is wet....~
k la....bye

accident...haa....accident??
im very afraid with accident.since 23 years i born in this world i had 2times experiment with car crash. i have a car myvi 1.3 actually borrowed from my parent. my car was born 6 month ago n but had crash 2month ago.the `mat rempit' crash my back at roundabout Jln Kluang..huhuhu.....only god knew how my feeling that time.uwaaaaaa...................~oo my new car!!uhuk..
after mat rempit hit my car...he leave by slumbernyer without apologies and im alone with misery.I speechless and do not know t what to do then i call my friend to fetch me. i make a report at police station and send my car for repair at workshop.blalalalala......~
thats all...~

let begin....~

huhu...monday come again.....wa........its boring time!why every monday should be little bumbum boringgg day.until now at 1215 am i had 24 times menguap.whyla PM give only 2days holiday. I think i should recommended our honour prime minister to give 5day holiday and 2day for weekday.ok ak?hahaha(devil laugh)......all malaysian will agree with me.
its my first blog....im quite afraid couse my english is very `jawa'. but i will do my best.Malaysia boleh!!lalalalala....so.....kite enjoy!~~~
uhuk...quiz math3 this evening!...